coming to bsky after twitter binge is like flipping the pillow to the cool side

vacuum and swifter your house today

holy why did no one tell me new demon slayer dropped

ew bro they let android users on

so can I get a bluesky checkmark

“guy who” watches one season of Netflix show and orders the entire universe in books

the way this old ass book of pushkin’s poems smells is impossible to communicate

had a dream my friend overhead pressed more than me :(

what do you call it when you feel like getting fired would be fun

rate limiting my manager (ignoring DMs)