‘Hey I totally disgraced myself in office, abused my power, grifted my arse off and lied to you all. Please buy my book in which I exonerate myself by lying to you again. Re-live that feelgood of me being paid to take the piss out of you!’ It’s so fucked up.

Best thing we can all do is stop talking about it and make sure not to buy it or reward those who do (eg papers that serialise it). Ignoring BoJo, refusing to feed his ego, is the best revenge.