This meeting could have been a fist fight

this meeting could have been an orgy

almost always true

The longer it drags on the more it still could be.

Day’s still young

And it probably would have been much more satisfying

Fuck an email

I've been in a couple that almost were.

This is the most incredible writing prompt.

I don’t like meetings so I find letting people hit one another with the furniture too tends to get them over with even sooner.

Can that be an RSVP option on meeting invites? Yes-Maybe-No-Fight Me