Listen, I'm 4'9, but I carry a shotgun everywhere I go, I drive a SmartCar, but it's lifted with straight pipes, I have tattoos everywhere, but they are of puppies, my voice is super low, but I mostly just whistle.

LOlaurenoneal.bsky.socialSep 18, 2024 3:08pm

I already know I'm a 1, because there can be a hundred people on the subway platform and a tourist will always choose me to ask for directions.