anyway every time I see beach dimitri with his nerdy little visor I'm like ohhhhhh he needs to get bullied so bad. he needs someone to glare at him and flip it off his head. he needs beach felix in an angry little speedo

everyone expects beach sylvain to be all out there with his swims suction formed to his junk but no, it's beach felix. speed stat reasons or whatever. beach dimitri being able to eyeball the exact shape of that fat pussy like a badly wrapped sothismas gift but not being allowed to open it up yet