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@24fps.bsky.social
movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, game player, genuine Emergency Contact, and Torgo on #filmsky. PNW. he/they/idfc. you can figure out the rest, you're so smart/attractive
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J24fps.bsky.social

imagine a twitter blue checkmark intellectual wrote and directed a pretentious arthouse screenplay to be released as a Tubi Original and you have Megalopolis. a mashup of Ayn Rand and Caligula, you literally have people quoting Marcus Aurelius to each other in a failed metaphor about Rome. 4/10 boo

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Aglitchsister.com

i would have gone for quibi original

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RNronwell28.bsky.social

Your 4/10 reminds me of Bret Hart's "not impressed" meme here.

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J24fps.bsky.social

your Elon Musks and Coppola wine sippers may disagree, but this movie looked like shit. a shit ugly gold color grade over everything, pretentious meaningless camera movement, just fuckin hideous crowd shots and masters. like an arthouse film via Donald Trump. idk why people say to see this on IMAX

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joe
@24fps.bsky.social
movie lover, cat caretaker, cancer survivor, childless millennial, game player, genuine Emergency Contact, and Torgo on #filmsky. PNW. he/they/idfc. you can figure out the rest, you're so smart/attractive
578 followers609 following7.5k posts