Millennial and older cinephiles, maybe we should agree to keep Freddy Got Fingered to ourselves. let's let the younger generations know the joy of never seeing Freddy; we've already fucked them up enough

AXglitchsister.comOct 12, 2024 1:48am

futhermore we can tell the younger generation hasn't found movies before they were born yet because freddy got fingered would have an uptick in google trends, so there's less to have to explain to them

I’ve been ignoring that movie for the last 23 years, and I’m fully prepared to ignore it for 23 more, if faced with the burden of living that long.

Did you know Freddy got Fingered canonically takes place in the X Files universe? I actually bought it on DVD to confirm this 🥴

How about we just don’t tell them about Tom Green at all.