"Hey, are you wearing aftershave?" "That's not aftershave, it's kerosene. Our robes are soaked in it." "Now why would anybody soak our robes in Kerosene? 😆"

Experts recommend boiling a chicken in bleach to a temperature of at least 160°F to avoid having to cook it.

Me: Look, I despise the Democrats' positions on Palestine and their milquetoast support for labor and trans people. But on all those things, The GOP is worse; and either way, the real work is done in our communities through direct action. Them: Oh, so you're a fake leftist who supports genocide.

Just one more lane bro I swear that's all we need

All pol is idpol.

Hate to break it to ya but it's not apathy.

They do not believe they should be allowed to vote.

That was briefly what was wrong with me for a while in the early 00s. I can't comprehend the sort of person for whom it is more than a phase.

I'm an anarchist and I always hate it when it turns out we were right about something.

They've admitted in court that they know they're lying. Hanlon's Razor should not be applied to open villainy.