it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

I think the lack of an audience does favor Vance's android clamminess

Oh God, what a relief. Congratulations to all of you.

Is it ethical? No. But does it produce reliable results? Also no. Ahh! But does it make an obscene profit? Again, absolutely not.

NKnathankalmoe.bsky.socialSep 28, 2024 3:20am

Friends, I can promise you zero return on your investment, which is $5B better than these clowns. www.cnbc.com/2024/09/27/o...

OpenAI sees roughly $5 billion loss this year on $3.7 billion in revenue

CNBC has confirmed that OpenAI expects about $5 billion in losses on $3.7 billion in revenue this year — figures first reported by The New York Times.

currently cursing the fact that i’m literate

DMdrewmagary.bsky.socialSep 27, 2024 8:56pm

“They had ‘incredible’ sex over FaceTime, according to another source, with Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina.” pagesix.com/2024/09/27/g...

Exclusive | RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources

The political scion had to use every move he knows to seduce New York Magazine’s Washington correspondent — but, boy, did it work.

This thread. Oof.

Eric Northman left scorch marks on the wall behind my TV

There is a connection given that he looks like a baseball mitt