Give this editor a raise. “Nobody thought this would be happening, especially now it’s so late in the season for the hurricanes.” www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

I have Aspergers... so... literally anything. I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on... oh god will no one shut me the hell up!?!

If you see this, post a vampire

This part.

So I've been saying this since... {checks notes} since I did my MSCE 2K Security classes...

Forcing people to change their passwords is officially a bad idea

A US standards agency has issued new guidance saying organisations shouldn’t require users to change their passwords periodically – advice that is backed up by decades of research

Gemini: Live for the moment, but not this one. Or this one. Or this one. Never mind, just give up.

Same... but with me it's the giant "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" banana costume... I mean, what are the chances of four of us choosing the same dammed thing! I couldn't tell if grandpa was weeping at the fashion faux pas, or about his wife's passing... Coulda been either.

My coffee is so white and vanilla it looks like it’s about to start a podcast

Things that will, some point in the future, be quaint tidbits said by pedants: "Let me explain that odd icon for using voice on your smartphone..." "That odd thing you see when an olde fashioned television/monitor had now signal was called static or white noise and..." "Be kind, rewind meant..."

Of note to Non-Canadians... Doug Ford is the brother of Toronto's... um... "colourful" one time mayor, the late Rob Ford (Google him for details)... and before achieving the office of premier, was best known as his high school's hash dealer and not knowing who Margaret Atwood is.