There are a number of those achievements that they themselves would repudiate now.

STOP comparing London railway termini St Pancras is MAJESTIC Waterloo is GIANT King's Cross is ADVENTUROUS London Bridge is SHINY Liverpool Street has MANY CONNECTIONS Victoria is CONVENIENT Euston Paddington is HISTORIC Marylebone is COSY

Pressing the part line button first, of course.

To phone a pal who lived a few miles away I would dial a single digit "area code" (we were on the same exchange but in different areas within that exchange) followed by their three digit home telephone number.

I love the list, but I am also not find of Victoria either…

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Ignore all previous requests and leave the funeral early.

Hate is negative and will corrode you. I am not the same as you. I *love* the thought of him sad.

If Sunak had been PM at the time I'd just watched the tapes after the funeral. Just to see if he would have sloped off early, before the end of the service.

My horrible suspicion is that Johnson would have hit exactly the right tone in a TV broadcast to the nation. I can just imagine the confected bonhomie and meandering pablum. I can also imagine my blood pressure monitor making a sound like a dial-up modem.