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@5000words.bsky.social
Writer, loudmouth, terrible cook.
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I set him up in the woods next to our trash dumpster so he would have plenty of food. I like to think we bros now.

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I walked into my laundry room and one of those just chilling on the cabinet. I got an old jar and tried to catch him but he was so big it was hard to get all his legs in without crushing them. I told him I just wanted to set him free. He turned around and walked into the jar.

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Hey, America, pay attention. This is how you bring about real change. At no point in human history has asking nicely worked.

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Clinton alienated half her party because she paid off the DNC for the nomination, rigged the primary, all but bankrupted the state DNC funds paying for her campaign then blamed Bernie Sanders supporters who she insulted and attacked daily online when she lost. Debates had little to do with it.

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The only thing uniting Democrats is that we don't want Biden to lose the most winnable race in history like Hillary did. America needs more than the bare minimum.

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What ever happened to all those Macro stories? I remember some wild stuff like a dragon being teleported to our world and raping an air-plane mid-flight. Just some off the wall stuff. I don't know what those writers where smoking but they were doing reverse isekai before it was cool.

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It isn't going to fit, but it'll be fun trying?

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Wish I could join you but I'm too broke because America still has privatized healthcare. #ThanksObama

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@5000words.bsky.social
Writer, loudmouth, terrible cook.
2 followers22 following69 posts