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@Birdbassador.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
enthusiast of things you like, detester of the things you don't like, but not in a mean way so i don't seem off-putting. just generally a solid follow [bridged from jorts.horse/@Birdbassador on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy/ ]
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today @mattbrehmer presented the paper with the name that i suggested as a joke but ended up being very much not a joke https://www.arxiv.org/abs/2408.13418 where my involvement was mostly dicking around creating "palettes" of emojis with useful ordinal properties (like⏪◀️​​ ⏩​▶️​ […]

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i am at the #ieeevis (virtual) conference next week, where there is a lot of stuff i am supposed to be doing/advertising. i will be periodically posting about this here (probably just in a thread to this post?) to make up for this breach of server content etiquette, i will also shitpost about […]

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much like a character in an anime romcom, i need to visit 1-3 aquariums per year or i face severe mental and/or spiritual consequences

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was halfway through describing how i feel like i've gotten more superstitious as i've gotten older, but in ways that are not connected to conscious belief, before realizing that i was just describing DSM symptoms

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the semiotics of car hazard lights are interesting to me. they seem to mean either: a) i am in big trouble please help b) i am driving and/or parking like an asshole but i am aware of this fact and i swear i have a reason

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trying to find that kimmy walters (?) bit about how super rich people don't have scattered receipts on the coffee table or trash they have been too lazy to take out or people who will disagree with them at work and that's part of the reason why being a billionaire probably causes similar mental […]

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obviously not a healthy long term solution but i think i could really benefit from being subject to the skinamarink entity for a period of 48-72 hours.

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something very upsetting appears to have happened to my etsy algorithm

Sponsored Etsy listings including "Satanic pact, power and dominion over all things..." and "WARNING: Haunted Item - Pot of Greed" and "Beautiful yet frightening prehistoric effigy"
Additional sponsored Etsy items including "Teeth Teacup", "40 Human Teeth - Extracted by a dentist..." and "Handmade Sonichu Medallion"
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sudden and intense sense memory of being slightly bored in bunratty castle approximately 25 years ago

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@Birdbassador.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
enthusiast of things you like, detester of the things you don't like, but not in a mean way so i don't seem off-putting. just generally a solid follow [bridged from jorts.horse/@Birdbassador on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy/ ]
26 followers1 following77 posts