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Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. Living with severe mental health. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 2% Feature writer on Coverfly. Diasporic Doikaytist.
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Michael Clayton is facing MASSIVE UNDERVIEWERSHIP on key streaming platforms. Are you going to LET HIM LOSE to the REPUBLICAN MACHINE? Watch Michael Clayton NOW and get a 600% CLAYTONMATCH (six other guys will watch Michael Clayton) to SAVE THE CLAYTON. Pls Help Text2Clayton

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youtu.be/rV0NN2eFVqE?... Has early-aughts trailer editing just aged weirdly or was this just as tonally inscrutable 20 years ago as it is now?

Willard (2003) - Official Trailer
Willard (2003) - Official Trailer

YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV

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Jews, Italians, Irish, and Balkans

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There are two types of ā€œundecided votersā€ in this country: one is a loyal Trump voter who is lying to get pull-quoted, and the other is currently trying to assassinate Trump but is still leaning towards voting for him for a third time.

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Millennials are aging into the exact same brand of stable Democratic voter who grumbles under their breath that theyā€™re actually way more radical than that guys, they swear that Gen X metastasized into.

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Tired of hearing from the candidates. They should just let the dang American people talk during the debate.

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I know that the Lebanese immigrants to Mexico who invented al pastor had kids who grew up to pronounce ā€œAlhamdullilahā€ like crazy.

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Autistic women: ā€œIā€™m really getting into this kind of ice that I learned about from TikTokā€ Autistic men: ā€œThis science I just made up on 4chan supports the assertion that Iā€™m actually extremely cool and masculine and also the only person who deserves rightsā€

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damn itā€™s aaron
@aaronwarning.bsky.social
Writer, actor, certified rescue diver. Living with severe mental health. In recovery from getting a screenwriting MFA. Top 2% Feature writer on Coverfly. Diasporic Doikaytist.
51 followers118 following531 posts