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Abby V
@abby412.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, probably sleepy 🩷💜💙 she/her
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Working in academia is like doing a group project, but everyone working on the project is the kind of person who does the entire group project by themself.

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My favorite game to play with the college freshman I teach is to slowly wear more and more ridiculous clothing and see how long it takes for one of them to break and say something. Pairing this glorious preschool-chic shirt with a black pencil skirt for spooky season.

A T-Shirt featuring a cute sentient pumpkin that says “I teach the cutest pumpkins in the patch”
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Public Service Announcement for all the college students out there. It’s better to turn in a terrible essay and get a D than it is to plagiarize your paper and risk getting a zero. 60% > 0%

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The least believable thing in Marvel Comics is that Reed Richards has 18 PhDs and goes by “Mister” Fantastic. If I had to write that many dissertations, I’d make my own mother call me “doctor.”

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Parents of teens, I know you have a lot on your plates. But, before your kids leave for college, can you please make sure they know how to upload a document to the internet?

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In which I share some reflections on the recent actions of NaNoWriMo, including a brief exchange I had with their executive director. stone-soup.ghost.io/some-thought...

Some Thoughts on NaNoWriMo
Some Thoughts on NaNoWriMo

Digest 09.06.2024 - Stone Soup

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Well, as long as it’s a demon who took me, I’m good to go.

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Watch the one where Dom knits the scarf. 🧣

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Whoever designed this gift bag did not run it past any middle school children or any childish adults.

A Christmas bag that says “Ho!” many times. But not “Ho, Ho, Ho!” Just many singular hos.
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Abby V
@abby412.bsky.social
Writer, teacher, probably sleepy 🩷💜💙 she/her
44 followers137 following80 posts