There's a bar downtown where NO laws apply: Indoor cigarette smoking happens, people wear white after Labor Day, objects in mirror are farther than they appear

Saw a guy there just float off to outside of earths atmosphere and never stop

it's totally legal to remove your tag from the mattress

I’m gonna go on disneychannel.com without a parent’s permission

I SAW AN OBJECT IN MOTION TEND NOT TO STAY IN MOTION

Thermodynamics do not apply.