i felt guilty for following a tutorial to program a thing but the tutorial was years out of date and required a lot of troubleshooting so the feeling of motor oil on my sleeves has redeemed my protestant work ethic

and what about the guy whose role in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga who's Secretary of State of the Mushroom Kingdom? how does that work? and why?

your honor, my neighbor squashed my husband flat by jumping on his head, defeating him and rendering no more than 200 points. i believe the points should be remitted to me as his legal heir

i think the lady who condemns Mario to community service in Mario Sunshine deserves a lot more attention. what is the legal system like in the Mario universe

I do want to force catholic hospitals to perform abortions against their will, actually. If you can't offer full maternal care don't be a hospital. Fuck off.

eeee!!! the GOAT!!

i think this vance freak oughtta shut the hell up

It's rare that I single out anyone in particular for scorn on social media because I have no taste for combat, but I have a particular wellspring of patience for anyone under the age of 30. Not out of respect, but because they are stupid children whose thoughts don't matter

It's strange. I'm sure there is such a thing as a just war, in theory, and yet I can't think of a single time in history where I would say, "Yes, this was a good bombing. The right bombs, at the right time, on the right children."