IT’S THE LAW

Damn, and I thought it was already tough to house train a puppy. Now I have to join in everything they crap on the floor?

*getting into position and hovering awkwardly on the lawn* if I must...

Just like that Hey DJ bring that back

If i pooped out fifties i'd be a millionaire by now

Makes me glad I don't own a pet. I take some pretty hefty poos, doing them outside would definitely qualify as a nuisance.

The rules for owning a dog make no sense to me 😋

Why is the dog enjoying a tropical lifestyle