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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE etc.🖖
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Have you cracked 9/11?
How did you get your name, King Fat Max?
lol I have the same one
Mmm it’s a Stanley fat max too. That’s a quality tape
(*breaking down the forms*) Hey Chris! I found your fucking tape you accused me of stealing on Thursday.
Honestly a little concerned by how many people don't understand this is already phrased as a pun
By Imperial right! (Not metric)
A perfect skeet
Bob the Builder origin story.
Challenge accepted
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE etc.🖖
4.7k followers816 following1.7k posts