i imagine the only real reason to watch it these days would be if, for some reason, you needed to learn how to perform a very quick and trope prison escape literally anyone would see coming

GOD i hope so i want to leave twitter so fucking BAD

this is what having a stroke during election night is like

noooohohohohohohoho im just a stupid little idiot i SWEAAARRRR

me trying to figure out who DW is like ??????? maybe IM the dumbwhore......

THE FUCKING BOTTLE

when i was a manager at a gas station for one hellish year we had a terminal for all of our paperwork and records that could only run in DOS commands

lol theyre about to get ram ranched if you know what im saying

yes it is 😏