“Dear Brownbutter. My favorite Marvel character is Dazzler. What would her favorite record be? - Dazzled in Dover. Hi DiD. Wow, she’s your favorite? I imagine hers is either Donna Summer’s “Love to Love You Baby” or McFadden & Whitehead’s “Ain’t No Stopping Us Now.”

She’s been rebooted a few times, so it might even be the Rapture’s “House of Jealous Lovers.”