I am simply not safe from the Pokemon Center holiday merch drop...

Neither am I, Matt. neither am I.

If I had money, that’s certainly where it would be going!

I looked, I saw, my wallet started crying in anticipation...

I had to get the Cal Zone hat.

You saw the winter Oddish hat, didn’t you?

Immediately saw the hat and said, “but would Cal Zone approve?”

These are way to cute

How dare you make me go to Pokémon center dot com on the internet…. I could have been blissfully unaware

They own my wallet I fear

I'll be tempted too...