twitter really did a number on us, huh? acab includes the bird cop in your head

Didnt help that I have very bad anxiety but yeah sucks X_X

repeat after me: i'd like to speak to my bird lawyer

I’m still wading slowly in the reply water. Just dipping a toe in here and there for fear of serpents. It’ll take a bit, I imagine.

The piggie birb?

w0w you used twitter once?? idk seems a little parasocial

Yeah I always felt weird interacting with big accounts on bird site, it either felt like talking into the void or opening yourself up to abuse from weirdos, so I'm glad people here actually like to talk and say nice things to each other

Yeahhh, I had lotta really big mutuals on there too but was always too anxious to talk to em

I think y'all genuinely have no idea how many times I said, "holy shit," while I was writing the essay. Like I genuinely did not realize I had it in me. Turns out I'm probably just traumatized.

LITERALLY SAME DUDE!! i never responded to people on Twitter unless i knew them, now i'm full sending shitposts to people left and right on here

i feel like anytime somebody gets the 69th like on a skeet they should have to take a screenshot and share with the skyline.