Sometimes, I remember all the spam I used to get for potions that promised “distance” and “volume” in ejaculations. Maybe it still happens, but I haven’t seen it for a long time. I guess because…who was that for? Porn stars? Small market.
what is that even for, catching the chunky piss
That’s one way to promote a butt-plug brand.
Why’s it look like an apple?
Why does it look like an apple that was cut down in its prime by the ole Chicago Typewriter?
“But for real though, you should get your prostate checked”
It's all fun and games until the piss blocker tries to put up a fight against one lazy stool.
A novelty piss diffusion guard better make me laugh or I'm just using the adjacent wall
"Your mother pisses on me better than that!"
Only real men can keep their stream in the toilet bowl. Let’s get this idea movin so I don’t have to walk through puddles at any given restaurant bathroom.