Translation Look what a cunt I am. Good afternoon.

Bag of vowels and a dictionary please. Morning!

interviewer: give me an example of a time when you took control of a situation me: no, YOU give ME an example interviewer: lol okay, that was pretty impressive me: I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go interviewer: *being led away by security* what is happening right now

Staying here. Wonder what's for dinner?

Gute Fahrt *snigger*

Today I hope to get the ferry from Royan to Medoc if I can find it. I run on hope and alcohol.

“We were promised a Bridgerton-themed musical performance, but we were not expecting a pole dance." Good morning!

Van Gogh's sunflowers aren't all that. Nor are judges. Waste of soup though.

Lunch in the market and some boats. I don't make my living from photographing my thumb.