English weather is wet But German weather is Wetter   English children are kind But German kids are Kinder   English mothers mumble But German mothers Mutter   The English shout the word people But Germans just quietly Menschen it   And English sausages can be bad But a German sausage is the Wurst

the third of these is a stretch, since German uses the word 'voll' (related to 'folk') in that context

English folks with small square mustaches become actors, filmmakers, and composers German folks with small square mustaches lead genocides

Love it!

Noice!

You can curry favor in English A currywurst is a German speciality.

Raise a glass to my coauthor's husband who adopted a dog, called him Kinder because he was a surprise and a gift, then moved to Germany. 'Kinder!' is a heck of thing to have to yell in a dog park.

In English, a failed parade is not a march past, but in French ça ne marche pas.

I bow to you, sir.

Thanks for making my day better 💜