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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
1. Writer (www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
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Fun Australian fact for you – An episode of the English show Peppa Pig has twice been pulled off air in Australia after being deemed inappropriate for Aussie children. The episode’s main message... "spiders can’t hurt you"

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Nnafnlaus.bsky.social

Huh. When Icelandic TV shows are inappropriate for kids, it's usually for... other reasons ;) grapevine.is/news/2012/10...

"You can no longer function as a man."
"I know that you were high at my mother-in-law's wake."
"Did you kill the dog? Why did you do that?"
"He sat on her/it while he was high."
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CRcarlrosman.bsky.social

Fun quiz question: how many deaths from spider bites have there been in Australia in the last forty years? a) 0 b) 1 c) 10 d) 100 e) 1000

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Bbonshui.bsky.social

The British should ban an episode of Bluey in retaliation.

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Hahaha

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Ccaptainsidecar.bsky.social

Ah, redbacks are OK. They're completely non-aggressive as long as you don't poke them. I'd rather have them than European wasps, TBH. Has anyone mentioned the centipedes yet?

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JDjjbillyd.bsky.social

Of course we're all brought up with "spiders can't bite". But my kitchen has had a couple of years of false widows (beautiful, make a hell of a mess) now replaced by something called a green-fanged tube web spider with 4-mm metallic green teeth.

Green-fanged tube web spider in a masonry corner, its fangs just visible.
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Cgentlemancorbs.bsky.social

If they’re in Australia, why isn’t this in Australian? Artists need to respect language heritage.

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LRleerandall.bsky.social

Much as I disapprove of censorship, this makes sense in Australia, where a vast number of things are out to kill you, from giant birds to spiders to jellyfish to razor grass.Much as I disapprove of censorship, this makes sense in Australia, where a vast number of things are out to kill you, from giant birds to spiders to jellyfish to razor grass.

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lecavalierbleu.bsky.social

I had read when I was kid a book about Australia where it was written that the animals who were killing the more people in Australia were not the sharks but a very small red spiders whose bites were highly lethal... but I have checked today and it was all BS... bees kill more people than spiders.

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DBdbanisar.bsky.social

Free Mr Skinny Legs!

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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
1. Writer (www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
10k followers5.4k following2.3k posts