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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
1. Writer (www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
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Another brutal Brazilian way to tell someone to get lost is to suggest they go “pick little coconuts” (catar coquinho) or, if you REALLY want them to fuck off, you can tell them to go “pick little coconuts on a slope” (catar coquinho na ladeira)

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wolfswordsman.bsky.social

In Brazil, you can still tell them to "go see if I'm on the street corner" (ver se eu estou na esquina) or, worse, "go give your ass for half an hour without a watch/clock" (dar meia hora de cu sem relógio)

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ASadamcsharp.bsky.social

The best fuck off that I heard (a long time ago now) in German was geh zum Mond und backe eine puffer. It means “go to the moon and make potato pancakes”

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coquinho is actually a real fruit and can be called butiá :)

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PGpribrarj.bsky.social

My favorite one is "go suck a sugarcane field of cocks", for the mental imagery it causes

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Adam Sharp
@adamcsharp.bsky.social
1. Writer (www.adamsharp.me/) 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)
10.2k followers5.6k following2.3k posts