Hello! I'm participating in an auction to benefit hurricane victims in Western NC. The auction link is below and there's more info on the graphics. The winner of my auction receives a signed copy of both of my novels (and my undying gratitude) 32auctions.com/WNCHurricane... 9:08 AM · Oct 17, 2024

Jim Morrison 2024: Uh well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a Jamba Juice "Whirl'd Famous" Acai Primo™ Bowl

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a man in a white shirt and red tie is holding a white mug in his hand .

ALT: a man in a white shirt and red tie is holding a white mug in his hand .

[Chandler Bing (RIP) leading a high school literature discussion] Could these heights *be* any more Wuthering?

Stephen Wordle Curry

I genuinely think he's getting stupider

Failing my CIA background check when they discover my "Optimus Prime was a power bottom" tweet

Yes for sure a part-time poetry critic at the Times will be the straw that breaks the genocide's back. Rather than writing interesting poetry columns, she should spend her time more productively, i.e. haranguing strangers on social media

there was a period, 10-15 years ago, where all the literary short stories started with some schlub working a depressingly wacky job, and although this was mostly just mimicking Saunders, I think it's also bc most of these authors didn't know anyone who'd ever held a real person's actual job

ty David!