Sounds like Kamran Ghulam is shouting “wanker” when he is turning down a run when he is actually saying “wait there” #pakveng

Apparently doing all of the heavy lifting here.

The M4 divides north from South

Don’t worry that sort of thing already qualifies for Twat Tax when it comes to writing quotes.

Matt Chorley asking Boris Johnson if he’s a liar. What answer would he expect a liar to reply?