Homer said we should have put a skeleton in one of the walls we rebuilt in the basement on the house we sold😈😈😂😂😂

Oh, that Homer. He's such a scamp! Wish I'd thought of it a few houses ago.

When you remodel a kitchen you end up with some empty spaces, why not put those to good use!

I wanted to toss a realistic life-size skull into the concrete on some new steps but my (now ex-)¹ wife rejected that. ⸻ 1. Not the reason we’re no longer married.² 2. At least not directly.