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AndBOO Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
I have a plan. I’m going to need a platypus and a latex rabbit…
Former Army, current Adobe (not an official Adobe account), and all that email you get? Yeah, it’s partly my fault.
Husband, father, dog & cat dad, and chicken wrangler.
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The average lifespan of a falcon is 12-15 years. This means every falcon alive today was born in the 21st century, which makes them all Millennium Falcons.
Millennial Falcons -shoegazey screamo
now don’t get cocky
What speed can they do *DRUM ROLL* the Kestrel Run?
I am stealing this and posting it on a bird forum I belong to.
That is the best pick up line I've heard for a very long time...
I'm sure somewhere out there is a grandpa falcon who remembers the old millennium. He can barely get out of the tree anymore but when he does he feels like he is young again... Soaring on the drafts.... Occasionally thinking he can still see every hare in every field.
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AndBOO Downie
@adownie.bsky.social
I have a plan. I’m going to need a platypus and a latex rabbit…
Former Army, current Adobe (not an official Adobe account), and all that email you get? Yeah, it’s partly my fault.
Husband, father, dog & cat dad, and chicken wrangler.
335 followers510 following3.3k posts