“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

twisty twisty!

If using q-tips is wrong why did God made it feel so good?

my doctor keeps telling me that i'm not like other people and 'imacculate q-tip discipline' is what i've decided he means by that

They can pry q-tips from my cold, dead hands. I feel like as long as you’re not literally jamming it in there it’s fine. Also, a drop or two of hydrogen peroxide on the cotton will dissolve the wax real good and it sounds like pop rocks 😉 and then use the other end to dry ✨you’re welcome✨

If I see wax on my q-tip it didn't stay in my ears did it?

I'm about to jam my ear pods in there, can't get them dirty!I'm about to jam my ear pods in there, can't get them dirty!

If you push far enough, it'll all pop out the other side, that's just Science! I might be a doctor, you just don't know.

I really want to treat myself to a gold ear pick. i would definitely use it responsibly and audiologist would applaud me as i walk by.

What if pushing the wax in further is what will make it stop being itchy? Experts are in disagreement.

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