The H2woke soy boys don't stand a chance

This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.

*4 hours after some arrowheads are discovered on a construction site an ID slaps down on a construction desk* "Mingo Tingle - Preservation Chief, this is my site now"

They're only human shields if they're killed by The Good Army™ otherwise they're just sparkling civilians

Bobson was actually my first name until I noticed someone else was using it lol

But if they admit that these people are not directly responsible for climate change and the destruction of their own communities then they might have to analyze why and admit the same thing may be possible in places they don't write jokes about constantly. Heavens no. It's a "them" problem.

the smosh potato is less of a recipe and more of a technique for getting a potato with a creamy center and cronchy edges there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup

You get to put sleeves on him now, thems the rules

Thank you for actually doing your job instead of treating it like a press tour between campaign cycles