Louisa KY, all of your internet is coming to my phone so I can watch unhinged celebrities make jokes about Gerald Ford.

Omg when I pretended to be sick and got to stay home alone I just stayed in my bed reading this whole time & I could’ve been watching this shit?!

Arcane television is like kryptonite for me. I’ll just binge episodes for weeks straight and stop doing anything productive. This is bad.

This kind of thing is very very very dangerous for me because now I need to know the deep lore on every panelist. (Puts on pith helmet)

I just spent half an hour watching this entire clip and I’ve never even heard of this game show before.

GAH you should put a SPOILER ALERT tag on this tweet it’s like finding out Goose died while he was trying to ejaculate.

This makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Getting chided by Siri is another Orwellian moment.

Decapitated by a lifted Ram truck with a Christmas wreath tied to its grill.

He calls them his French baths.

…🤣😵‍💫 he does take visceral baths that are almost weirdly sexual, with lots of slurping and legs akimbo