and then what happened?

Just like high school, just outside the top 20%...

I would buy a shirt.

Me explaining "company you've never heard of" field to my boys.

That would make for some exciting TV.

A fort for the kids. It has a trap door and a ladder leading up to the roof.

My family still laughs about John Tesh saying during the 1992 olympics that whoever does the best in all the events will win.

Pretzels!