*Rhiannon list: Angry hairy sausage neighbor. People who have squeaky toys out on their patio so the kittens go nuts and I can't enjoy fresh air deserve to be thrown off their balcony. *serial killer from the book Sweatpea by CJ Skuse

And do it began (Just making sure I'll be quoted in the newspaper articles in the years should this go in the both funniest and saddest of possible options)