you Ever think about life and Suddenly you have to urge to Stick your head under a hydraulic press

yes

yeah

Rather often

Only when the compound eyes start to overstim me. ...I really should have double-checked the telepod before using it.

Only when I'm awake

Mood

Constantly

no.. aimsey... you have... hydraulic press disease......

All the time

this COULD be me

a toy minion is being pressed under a metal cylinder

ALT: a toy minion is being pressed under a metal cylinder