A+ baby passport pic. mine looks like a scary bald revolutionary getting booked in hers.

my friend said buy a hammock and a straight jacket and shut up (valid)

starting to get really jealous of my baby’s snoo when are they gonna make them for adults

rebuilding and improving the social graph 🔥

did it work

the blue check on bad app i got from working at buzzfeed news disappeared on the same day buzzfeed news did! wow, rip, a new dawn

wow til

the minute that Genevieve CFA threadoor account shows up here it’s over pls no one invite

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heh heh