emma & I aren’t really doppelgängers but we are both short, green-eyed brunette former gymnasts with a strange ear wax fascination, and I think that’s beautiful

my parents buy the scrub daddy sponges but refuse to use the name so they call it the, "Smiling Bob"

shouldn't have smoked that shit now im watching football at a baseball game

area dog discovers partial remains

realizing there’s an identifiable pattern to my fall playlists that goes something like: 2-3 songs about yearning in one way or another followed by e.g. YG’s Fuck it Up, & repeat

Penny says good morning (apple’s silly little thing finally got one of her breeds right and I miss when it was wrong)

jfc idk if I can finish S2 of rings of power until like several years from now

I’m still working because I scheduled a midafternoon hair color appointment during performance evaluation season without realizing, and also there is nothing sugary in this house right now, so what I’m really trying to say is that I’m a huge dumbass