"When Ted Cruz says he's 'pro-life' he doesn't mean yours" is a banger
POW If he wins, he just earned it
That one has some Carlin in it
Allred is lighting him on fire like the bag of shit he is.
The right campaign strategy is just humiliate Cruz so no one that would vote for him respects him
Mother of God. It takes some work to say, "My opponent doesn't care if you live or die" and make it stick, but....
Feels slightly overproduced, but a solid hit nonetheless
This line alone was worth a $20 contribution, so I sent him one.
Mr. Cohen, I hollered. Also: "When Cruz starts talking about teen sports, you gotta watch out because the only position he ever played was left out. I’m not trying to be mean but sit this one out."
Reminds me of when Ohio governor Richard Celeste was up for re-election after pushing through a big tax hike. Some wag put out a bumper sticker that said “Dick Celeste, before he dicks you.” I laughed then, I laugh now.