Fun! Zorse #2 āAdvice about what to do after a campaign fundraiserā āļøāļøš
(the frivolous problem is that i have been obsessing over these dang pasta jeans but the inseam is a 28.5)
women's pant inseams used to regularly be 32", yes? they are so often 28" or 29" now, and i feel like i am losing my mind. though frankly once i figured out i could just buy men's pleated pants from the thrift store it solved all but the most frivolous of pants problems
me: almost had a meltdown getting the child into the school today will: the child? me: no, no. me. me.
Oh nooooo
Iām going to see if theyāll blend into a dressing. What a waste š«
I bought a frozen bag of diced avocado out of curiosity, thinking in part, oh, they wouldnāt sell that if it thawed out real gross. Oh you sweet summer child
of course i'm an editor. who else is going to send my colleagues seven idiom-related messages tangentially related to the piece they've just written
salt of the earth: good, honest people salt the earth: let's ruin everything