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Alana Muir
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I live in Scotland. I have a degree in history; please don't make me use it. No one cares about your diet. She/they
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It's really fun how the only people empowered to change corrupt electoral systems are people who got their positions through those systems and therefore have no incentive to change them.

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I think the thing here that reminds me most of early Twitter is that my posts get absolutely no engagement and no one cares if I live or die. So nostalgic.

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Is there a way to get a few months in an induced coma on the NHS? Even just a month?

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My rules are no using the fishing pole in any way that can acquire fish or fishing xp. I am still using crab pots because it is specifically the fishing minigame that noobs tend to object to.

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Did you know that when a movie or tv show mentions a calendar date, you don't have to post a screenshot of it every year on that date? You can just stop. It is not informative or entertaining. Please. Stop.

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Currently testing the question, "Can you finish the community center in Stardew Valley without fishing?" And also how long will it take. I have suspicions how this will turn out.

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I keep getting a mobile ad for a company that says, "Just deposit $200 and let AI do the rest!" It is definitely a scam and your uncle is going to fall for it. You know which uncle.

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I turned off the tv and the living room lights without stopping to say goodnight to the chinchillas, and seconds later, I could hear one of them barking, so I felt guilty and went back in and apologised.

Twi chinchillas sitting together on a blue patterned carpet in their playpen. The one on the left is a black velvet chinchilla named Kali, and the one on the right is a standard grey named Squish. They are both cute.
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Any chance of a UK tour? I could really use a reason to continue living for another year or two.

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Alana Muir
@alanaisalive.bsky.social
I live in Scotland. I have a degree in history; please don't make me use it. No one cares about your diet. She/they
24 followers71 following136 posts