New to Bluesky? We love it here. 1. Keeping our community healthy we avoid fights with trolls and trouble-makers. 2. We don't tweet, post, or whatever. We skeet here. 3. If you want to be in the skeeting elite, pineapple on pizza is forbidden.

Locking the doors, shutting the curtains and opening the pizza box, the delicious smell of pineapple fills the room. I know I must be hasty and eat all of the tasty evidence, before the MP comes breaking down my door.