Everything reminds me of her…

Guess I need to pick up more ice cream cones, then?

WoW will still be there when we get home. Yakko will get adopted soon and probably given a dumb name like Herbert or something.

I had to turn down a pair of kittens from someone at work, but I did very specifically tell her not to show me any pictures because then my will would falter. Short story shorter, I guess we’re taking a road trip.

My morning was ruined and now you all have to share my pain. At a Trader Joe’s near you, you may soon see a pumpkin spice Chardonnay. I think this may be proof that there is not a just god.

It’s a shame that Halloween never falls on Friday the 13th. I know it’s an old joke, but the best ones always are.

Shinra was never that evil.

Waffle day, yes.

Oh god. The one I have already gives me enough problems. Keep your extra heads to yourself.

I cannot see an article about JD Vance without assuming it's about fucking a couch.