There's a lot to take in on this front page. I'd advise you not to do so in relation to any of it.

Greetings from the Netherlands.... Are we still safe or are we in danger?

How did "I had this idea which was immediately dismissed as stupid, dangerous and unworkable" merit writing down, let alone publishing in a book, then a newspaper and then repeating across all the media outlets? Why do we keep amplifying the voices of idiots?

Well, I did momentary consider commenting, but George Peretz’s observation on here rather said it all!

Things that never happened, No. 47.