This calls for air guitar

I try to act casual as I open the windows. I thought I got rid of it. Crap.

At my house my parents would have been all "Shit, we forgot to open the window again."

I'd be kinda pissed, to be honest, because they most likely took my weed

I'm imagining being 14 and trying to hide being high from my parents and one of them just starts shredding the air guitar. I wouldn't make it

Bob Marley and snacks?

Finally, my kid is fucking cool

I might prefer they wait a few years, but I'd much rather have a teen drive home smelling of weed than alcohol.

How has no-one graffiti'd a big "O" over the "AL" in "TALKING" ?

if my teenager came home smelling like weed i'd know all is well and they smoked what i gave 'em

I mean…

a man in a suit says i mean

Alt: a man in a suit says i mean while raising his eyebrows and biting his lip