HEEEEY! Side Quested is up, and SPLAT!!! sidequested.com/page/187/#webcomics

SPLAT. - Side Quested Webcomic

I'm guessing "bloo" is just what one says right before going splat.

oh no

8-) "It's not ready?" Journeyman looked up. "No. I can personally port fast, but portals take time. Know how many things can go wrong if you try to rush?" "No..." "Neither do I! Masters of magic tell stories! So I don't rush; I'm not a master, I'm just a journeyman."

The way she checks her nails in the first panel tells me that she knows exactly what is about to happen, and that he won't have enough access to the orange cat shared braincell long enough to stop.