Long story short I'm no longer allowed at a local cafe because of some confusion over the term "Bottomless". Personally I found it quite freeing and relaxing.

I've heard at least 4 different theories! Can't wait to hear the boring normal "someone smoked in a toilet" real reason.

I have a sore throat and feel rough but tests are coming back negative. But time will tell for sure..

So.. err.. hear me out here, maybe girl? Maybe just girl?

The best part is that by the time it comes around it's either a 36 week waiting list to be seen by someone else or they tell you that you're fine..

Wait, there's an option to just not sign up to gender? How do I unsubscribe?! It feels like trying to cancel Amazon Prime, you think you've done it but there's one more page with confusing buttons left to go!

Hmm. From my experience I'd say a dominant bottom but I'll be honest, I am not sure they've invented all of the labels to describe you yet. You're a lot more complex and lovely than words can easily summarise.

You've learnt the secret to how delivery drivers have been getting away with it for years..

I have a PC case that had a coating of something on it that when new felt smooth and one day just turned to glue and collected all the dust and dirt. I'd love to know what is it that does this!

Won't that cause an integer overflow? You'll loop around and become a saint.