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Alex Blechman
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Writer, game designer x Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole. Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Tic Toc Games, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places alexanderblechman.com
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

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SPdavidorlo.bsky.social

A mistake we made was not having a constitutional monarch to do the ceremonial job of living in a palace, hosting banquets, being accompanied by a band while you cut ribbons. The American constitutional monarch should be the best dog in the country and we all vote when we need a new one.

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BHbbbozzz.bsky.social

Wait, if he’s a royalist, shouldn’t your dog be celebrating since the intent of the Founders to have a king more powerful than the British has been restored?? One not “above the law” but by divine right “the law???” Don’t tell me your dog believes the radical leftist Magna Carta???

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DBfreezed00.bsky.social

Well then, next July 4th (and onward) should be perfect for him.

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I agree! I will GLADLY pay taxes on tea to the crown in exchange for free healthcare.

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Ttoastfuker.bsky.social

I always say my dog is the most NIMBY being I know

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Lleleallday.bsky.social

🤣 I needed that 😅💙🇺🇸💥✌🏼

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ATaudryt.bsky.social

My dog loooves celebrating his freedom to hump every gender of dog at the park and make friends with every random stranger on the street and get petted by all human hands at parties and has even tried to befriend cats tho' they torment him, so July 4th parties (well, all parties) are a fave of his.

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HWhunterw.bsky.social

Corgi?

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JBjeffbach.bsky.social

He starts howling out “You’ll Be Back”

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Alex Blechman
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Writer, game designer x Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole. Words for Netflix, Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: Terran Command, Saints Row, Tic Toc Games, Darkhorse, Team Coco, other places alexanderblechman.com
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